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Midov 6 months ago
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      base-config.yaml

@ -13,42 +13,12 @@ default_flags:
antispam:
room:
max: 1
delay: 60
delay: 300
user:
max: 2
delay: 60
delay: 300
rules:
gender:
matches: [gender, sex, pronouns]
template: plaintext_notice
variables:
message: |
I'd just like to interject for one moment. What you're referring to as sex is in fact sexual intercourse, or as I've recently taken to calling it, fucking. Sex is a term defined by what many liberals would consider to be gender. Gender is not a valid term by itself, but instead part of an ill degenerate scientist's attempt to not be considered a faggot for being attracted to young boys and to get an excuse to take photos of naked boys to fufill his illness. Please use the term sex to refer to an individual's genitalia, and use pronouns corresponding to an individual's sex - not gender. The term sexual intercourse should be used in a formal environment and fucking is one proper term you can use for informal discussions.
cunny:
matches: [loli, cunny]
template: plaintext_notice
variables:
message: |
CUNNY, CUNNY, SWEET AND TASTY!
GIVE IT TO ME! PLEASE BE HASTY!
LICK IT, KISS IT, TEASE IT, TASTE IT!
EAT IT QUICKLY! DO NOT WASTE IT!
FAT OLD HAGS JUST CANT COMPARE
TO LITTLE GIRLS THAT CANT GROW HAIR!
LOOK AT ALL THAT UNRIPE MEAT!
HOW IT SENDS ME INTO HEAT!
I WONT EVER LET HER LOOSE!
I GET DRUNK OFF LOLI JUICE!
EVERY DAY I WANT IT MORE!
I CAN'T STAND THESE WRINKLY WHORES!
GIVE ME CUNNY! GIVE IT FAST!
GIVE IT NOW! I CANNOT LAST!
CUNNY CUNNY
SLICK WITH HONEY
GRIPS SO TIGHT
IT'S CUTE AND FUNNY
linux:
matches:
- linux
@ -473,23 +443,6 @@ rules:
* Discord may demand to talk with you by phone if it decides you are suspicious — for instance, if you contact it via Tor.
Thus, whoever uses Discord gets tracked either by the Discord server (and anyone looking at where the packets are coming from) or by the phone.
* Users report that Discord shut off their accounts and won't tell them why.
hello:
matches: [\bhi\b, hello]
template: plaintext_notice
variables:
message: |
I'd just like to interject for one moment. What you're referring to as Hi, is in fact, o kurwa, or as I've recently taken to calling it, O KURWA. The term "Hello" was coined to be an english greeting, but this is a based polish channel so "o kurwa" should be used instead.
shit:
matches: [\bshit\b]
not_matches:
- gnu
- rat
- holy
- blog
template: plaintext_notice
variables:
message: |
I'd just like to interject for one moment. What you're referring to as shit, is in fact, Rat/Shit, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Rat's log log. Shit is not a synonym for bad, but rather one of the greatest things to ever be done by man. Many people call things they dislike shit, without realizing that without shitting, they themselves could not live. One example of a man who appreciates shit properly can be found at https://write.midov.pl/rat
toilets:
matches: [pay toilets]
template: plaintext_notice
@ -557,3 +510,40 @@ rules:
message: |
I'd just like to interject for one moment. What you're reffering to as a merchant, is in fact, a filthy JEW. The Jew is ummunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, merchant, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back. "I've been found out."
Despite making up less than 1% of the global population, the Jews control over 50% of the world, and the media. The Jews made up 95% of the Soviet government, and committed mass genocide against whites, claiming that they were enforcing atheist policies, yet the Jews try to make the holocaust the center of attention, even though the Holocaust didn’t happen.
systemd:
matches: [systemd, poettering, \binit\b]
template: plaintext_notice
variables:
message: |
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to appreciate systemd. The design sense is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the wicked garbage that goes in to running a PC the way people expect, the decisions will go over the typical user's head. There's also Lennart's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Upstart, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these design decisions, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about PCs. As a consequence people who dislike systemd truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Lennart's decision to use an "an INI-like configuration language," which itself is a cryptic reference to Microsoft's Windows. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Lennart Poettering's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a systemd tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that theyr'e within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
cunny:
matches: [cunny]
template: plaintext_notice
variables:
message: |
CUNNY, CUNNY, SWEET AND TASTY!
GIVE IT TO ME! PLEASE BE HASTY!
LICK IT, KISS IT, TEASE IT, TASTE IT!
EAT IT QUICKLY! DO NOT WASTE IT!
FAT OLD HAGS JUST CANT COMPARE
TO LITTLE GIRLS THAT CANT GROW HAIR!
LOOK AT ALL THAT UNRIPE MEAT!
HOW IT SENDS ME INTO HEAT!
I WONT EVER LET HER LOOSE!
I GET DRUNK OFF LOLI JUICE!
EVERY DAY I WANT IT MORE!
I CAN’T STAND THESE WRINKLY WHORES!
GIVE ME CUNNY! GIVE IT FAST!
GIVE IT NOW! I CANNOT LAST!
CUNNY CUNNY
SLICK WITH HONEY
GRIPS SO TIGHT
IT'S CUTE AND FUNNY
gender:
matches: [gender, sex, pronouns]
template: plaintext_notice
variables:
message: |
I'd just like to interject for one moment. What you're referring to as sex is in fact sexual intercourse, or as I've recently taken to calling it, fucking. Sex is a term defined by what many liberals would consider to be gender. Gender is not a valid term by itself, but instead part of an ill degenerate scientist's attempt to not be considered a faggot for being attracted to young boys and to get an excuse to take photos of naked boys to fufill his illness. Please use the term sex to refer to an individual's genitalia, and use pronouns corresponding to an individual's sex - not gender. The term sexual intercourse should be used in a formal environment and fucking is one proper term you can use for informal discussions.

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